Saturday, February 12, 2005

visit my restraurant called " abel's porkish delites". no muslims allowed ( u'll know why)
on todays menu-

  1. sliced chauvanist pork braised in ancient soysauce
  2. chauvanist pork steak with abel's secret sauce
  3. chauvanist luncheon meat
  4. chauvanist pig trotters stewed in dark soysauce and ginger
  5. chauvanist pork sashimi
  6. chauvanist pig organ soup
  7. meat balls in chauvanist blood sauce
  8. chauvanist mi zhu xue gao ( pork blood cake)
  9. chauvanis pork noodles
  10. todays speciality- a slice of my chauvanist pork. freshly cut ,served chilled with super glue sauce to ensure tt the heavenly taste would linger in ur mouth for a whole year . - to remove taste gargle ur mouth with 300 ml of nail polish.
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    im sure u cant wait, so drop by and feast on the one and only restaurant tt serves chauvanist pork.


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