Saturday, September 03, 2005

hail thee, one of the many loyal patrons of the realm of the munchtropolitans . once again i welcome thee . as thee can see im once again wasting too much ticking time on my introduction , I shall digg towards my point that i will be typing as a post in which after i finish typing i will press the orange button tt reads "publish post" and after that i will check that the post is uploaded by clicking the link "view blog in a new window"and reading my post to check if there are any gramatical or spelling errors .

now...let me , I , show thee an example of a boring and meaningless post in which you wouldn't feel like reading . the post would be about the events that happened today . events would be typed in chronological order starting with - i woke up .here it goes.

today i woke up .
i walked to the fridge.
opened the fridge.
took out the carton of juice.
the juice carton read "purple carrot fruit juice"
unscrewed the cap.
poured juice in to a cup.
i drink the juice.
finished juice.
washed my cup.
walked to the balcony.
grabbed my towel on the window.
walked to the toilet.
entered the toilet.
closed the door.
turn on the shower head .
grab my toothbrush.
grab my tube of tooth paste.
flick of the cap.
squeeze the tube of toothpaste.
toothpaste on my toothbrush.
put it into my mouth.

wait... this is too slow...i must quicken my pace .

next i hand wash my clothes.
came out of the toilet.
prepared my self to go off to school for SOC rehearsel.
warmed up my trumpet.
falled in .
went up to hall.
waited very long .
had a few practice rounds.
i went off key many times.
yay!!! it was finally over.
can go home .
so tired worhx.
raining sia...
sit down on a swivel chair lor...
bo bian had to watch the 24 drummers play their 24 drums.
dam funny sia...
kenneth very stylo worhxxx
better go home sia...
hav to reachh HomE By 2 leh or else mother would techno ...
i bery scared...
i very ke lian .
i always kena technoed.

reach home liao.
turn on the computer ...
stupid com not working ...kick it a few times...
it finally work worhhxx
chatted with my little sisses , jas and ling.
i feel so happy.
i bery hungry .
i broiled some chickenslings for miieeselffF.
bery hot leh the chicken slinggs
burn miieeselff worhxx.
nothing to do ...
so i blog lor...
so i post this blog.

as u can see my faithful patrons this is a classic example of a blogger who doesnt know how to blog. not only does the blog in a seemingly meaningless manner the destroy-the-purpose-of-blogging blogger writes in alienated languages which i myself do not understand ... i beg your pardon wad does worrhhhxx mean...
such atrocities are abominable to the law of the munchtropolitans...
with these i shall be gone with the wind ...
farely well my fairly friends.

6:39 PM