Friday, November 04, 2005

recently there has been a spate of increasing numbers of multiheaded monsters rampant in many schools or should i say exists in every school . all this multiple facades and mood-masks is all part and parcel of classroom politics , indeed .
* bangs the table *

but never mind i hv other sources of refuge for ranting.

anyway not to spoil the ever-happy atmosphere of munchtropolis and munchtropolitans, i must hereby write another post .
and todays topic ...
.:abels soccer team:.

spiderman

mysterio professor X invisiblewoman mr fantastic


ice man nightcrawler storm emma frost


quicksilver bullseye



this team pawns all ...
first with spiderman he has his spidersense so he knows where the ball is going and he can save the ball in time ... a down part is tt he will propably web tt ball and there would be a need for a change of balls.

with mysterio in the vicinity the ball u are kicking might be a halucination or a hologram... >.<" master at creating voids and planting numerous holographic projectors.

professorX marvel's most powerful telepath . as the last line of defence he would propably cause u to hv physical and mental paralysis or may be better ... mind control you so tt you would score an own goal ...>.<"

sometimes while kicking the ball , the ball suddenly goes off in another direction . tts propably the ivisible woman .she hasnt been caught fouling anybody before. well tts too bad ... go and stock up a gem of true sight and grow more hair on your chest.

well mr fantastic ... doesnt need to run after you if you hv the ball ,he just needs to stretch his legs , and u would find his leg chasing u around the field .

oooh... ice man , wait till he freezes the ball and try kicking it, ur toes would propably get frost bitten , then u can amputate ur poor stubby toe .

nightcrawler . POOF there goes the ball . kena teleported into into the goal . >.<" just try storms whirlwind kicks ... dunt even try to stand to stand in the path of the ball.

never ever run into emma frost as in literally, u'll propably break a few bones. she has the ability to assume the same structure as a diamond . her voluptous body would leave u gawking and u would then lose concentration of the ball . she also has the ability to project thoughts into ur mind. lol... maybe she would make you think the ball is a some kind of monster ... instead of dribbling the ball , u may think the monster is dribbling you. lol .

quicksilver . need i say . he scores as fast as u can say GOAL.

bullseye is deadly accurate ... he may sometimes aim at the post to intimidate the goal keeper . dots. so tts about it ... not to mention my reserve team and my youth team . >.<''

and if you are planning to start ur own team i shall give u some tips ...
these are some people u should ban from going on to the pitch ...

the incredible hulk - he would propably flatten the ball . or if he really can kick the ball ... the ball would burst on impact .

the human torch - never play the song " great balls of fire " . there goes the ball . be prepared to spent of resurfacing of ur field and call some people to remove all the charred carpet grass.

shadowcat - never ever let her be the goalkeeper u wont want the ball to literally go throughat the last minute .

magneto - oh boy ... there goes the goal post .mangled . match kena postponed. jean grey - u never know when the pheonix force may consume her ...and the ball .

tts all for today, got to go for and egyptian bbq . food . indulgence . heavenly sin . i feel tt the passion for food is better than sex ... must not let my father see this , propably skin me alive . thank God tt He created something called food ; chocolates , liqours , caviar ...
*signing off*






abels wise saying : dinosaurs had really bad body odour thats why they are ex-stinked .


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