Monday, December 19, 2005
ok thats inappropriate . need to buy black paper , pens , and art materials if i need .
cards ...
anyway , theres nothing much to say .
must revamp my blog in some way .
who wants a christmas card
(applies to people from wefc)
its ok if you dont know me ... just give me your flipping name and ill give you a nice flipping card .
and my card is flipping flippy and it can do flips and flops that would probably flip and flop out of your flipping hands .
ok im not making any much of sense . as if i ever do .
im on a turkey rampage . and roast beef .
talking about beef . do you not what a cow is ?
a cow is living beef . >.<"
recently in the news scientists have been debating what broccoli really is .
considering the following options :
A. its a flower
B. its a tree
C. its a vegetable
D. its a fruit
now that we have seen the following options , lets tackle option D first .
i dont even know why D is one of the options . i shant waste my finger's strength on typing why i beg to differ that broccoli is not a fruit .
ok now to option C
its a vegetable
well we do eat it
it is green
but it has flowers
tada
so its a flower
but wait , some trees have flowers on its branches . so that means trees are some kind of mutanic flowers .
but its wrong , because trees are trees and God made them tt way .
so option A is gone. broccoli isnt a flower , or a kind of flower . according to tan toille it is undeniable that broccoli do have flowers , but broccoli arent flowers .
ok so we are now left with B ( its a tree) and C ( its a vegetable) .
broccoli looks certainly treeish to me as a matter of fact a small one . maybe its related to the bonsai , an edible bonsai .
consider the attributes of a broccoli . ( i can smell my grandma's cooking in the kitchen )
it has leaves . whether it has roots i dunt know cause i always see broccolis with a clean cut at the trunk (or in terms of vegetables the stalk).
so lets say it does has roots , it has every right to be called a tree , becasue it has the properties of a tree.
but its wrong because all kinds of plants would be called trees because of such groundless opinions.
so i think that broccoli is a vegetable . then why do you think it is found in the vegetable section in the supermarket .
so i shall conclude that broccoli is a vegetable .
abels wise saying : do you know that christmas is near . wo ! what a statement of such wisdom.
6:12 PM