Saturday, January 07, 2006
and everything has been smooth rather ...
still plain young happy abel :)
ive picked up the clarinet . ha!
my trumpet is rather boring after a while.
anyway to my healthy dose of nonsence and nothing but nonsence but of course a little bit of seriousness for those not so nonsensical patrons of mine but still most of the time im still nonsensical .
do you who invented the hole in the donut ? it is Captain Hanson Crockett Gregory.
ever wondered why a donut has a hole in the middle. well let me give you some ways of how to use a donut other than eating it :)
- if u have a flat tire you can always use your almost eaten donut . remove the flat tire and fix your donut on to the axel . wo! edible wheel .
- if u are a captain of a ship and u see somebody in the water shouting for help , just paint your donut white and put some red stripes on it and lastly attach a piece of string . tada! a makeshift life bouy.
- there are quite a number of times when you never pack your toys . and there is this particular game called loop a hoop that u particularly like playing. you know the game where there is this small pole and you throw hoops on to the pole to score a point . and since you didnt pack your toys one of the hoops got missing in the mess and that is when you donut comes in handy .
- on one of the most important days of your life . proposing to girl for her hand in marriage and you realised that you forgot to buy the engagement ring . cooly you kneel on the floor reaching into your pocket you pull out you half eaten donut still in its ziploc bag and say to your girlfriend ,"Would you marry me ?"
- long hair that goes beyond your shoulders is not allowed in school unless it is tied up and lo and behold you forgot your fuzzy scrunchiebut instead you have a sugary donut you bought from the bakery earlier . phew , almost got detention classes.
abels wise saying : there are three kinds of people . those who can count and those who cant.
5:12 PM