Sunday, March 19, 2006

greetings once again.
abel the third person shall blog.
man i think i should stop blogging by may.
so that my blog can go into hyperventilation.
sorry i mean hyper hibernation.

and now for some mindless and nonsensical banter once again...

kids like to steal cookies from the cookie jar.
however they always get caught.
cause they are rather stupid.
to steal a cookie you need to be a proffesional.
advice?
graduate from the elite school of cookie thieves,
( ESoCT).
getting caught is punishable by your parents' respective laws.
maximum punishment: canning. (unless your parents are those abusive kind. maybe an iron burn at least.)
look. this poor kids are hungry.

so kids im here to help you.
well i never had to steal from the cookie jar.
firstly, there werent any cookies to steal.
secondly, i dont really go gaga over cookies.
thirdly, if i wanted a cookie ill ask for permission.

well to steal cookies, you need a couple of things.

1. rubber gloves
2. a pair of thongs
3. a ladder
4. a mask
5. ziploc bag that reads "radioactive"
   
6. and a map of the house( to plan ur escape route)

the above are fundamental and rudimentary equipment a cookie thief must posses.
now firstly to steal a cookie you must pick the right date.
pick a date where there are not too many people at home.
but of course dont pick a date where you are te only one at home,
cause ur parents would know for sure u are the cookie thief, if they found a cookie missing.
so u have picked the date and the day comes.
now put on ur rubber gloves,
so that ur fingerprints wouldnt be left on the cookie jar.
grab ur ladder and go to the supposed crime scene.
well if u notice in shows, the cookie jar is always on the highest shelf,
so u would need the ladder.
yah and remember to wear ur mask too...
in case ur parents see u stealing a cookie, they wouldnt recognise you.
set up the ladder and climb to the cookie jar,
open the lid and use ur tongs to grab a cookie.
now that u got ur cookie put it into ur ziploc bag and seal it tight.
climb down the ladder and plan ur escape route with ur map.
remember to escape with ur ladder.
a cookie thief never leaves any of his equipment at the scene of crime.
tada! u stole ur cookie.
the above is plan A.
as for plan B, you plan it urself.
good luck.

and once again abel is not responsible for mishaps. (egs falling of the ladder , kena caught, there isnt a single cooke in the cookie jar etc.)



abels wise saying: mohicans and mohawks, painted faces and funky hair.

11:49 AM