Thursday, March 02, 2006

welcome to munchtropolis.
if you are yearning some mindless and nonsensical banter,
you are in the right place.

as those who know me, height is what i have.
unless someone is evil enough to plant a mine and there goes my legs.
then maybe i can become a motivational speaker to talk about how my life was after the loss of my legs and blah, blah, blah.

well there are some people out there who are vertically challenged, those who want a bigger angle of depression and just simply put it to-be-tall wannabes.
as nice as i have always been i shall give some sleep. well not all of the advice are scientifically proven so dont go doing what i say. these are the ways:

1.ever wondered how plants grow super fast? fertilisers are a smart choice in helping you grow taller. remember to bury your feet in the soil and pour ammonium nitrate or ammonium sulphate around you. make sure your feet stays in the soil to ensure maximum absorbtion of the ammonium nitrate. the NH4NO3 will be absorbed through the pores on the soles of your feet and will travel to the bloodstream to ensure that the NH4NO3 is evenly distributed around your whole body. to speed up the process you may want to add some phosphorous to the soil. phosphorous aids in the making of good roots which in this case, your feet.whether this method works, its for you to find out.

2.bone extentions is another wise choice. well in this process your bones would be broken. fret not you would be under GA so you wont feel any pain. ok back to bone extentions; metal rods, bolts, nut, screws and metal plates are put into your legs between the bones that have been broken. well, the maximum height you can aquire is based on the stretchability of your skin. cause u wont want to put a one metre rod into your leg and find out that not enough skin is able to cover up your leg. the best thing to do is to consult a specialist, cause im not one.

3.have you seen on national geographics those africans who have rings around their necks. and their necks are stretched beyond average. this method is suitable for those who dont have asthma. the process is slow and is not really that painful. as for this ring method you can try it on any part of your body you wish to enlongate. egs, abdomen , legs etc. warning: if you try this on you abdomen your inards would probably be stretched and that means your food would take a longer time to get digested. as the length of your digestive system is directly proportional to the length of time to digest food. so, if length of digestive system increases , length of food to get digested increases.

well the next two are more scientific and are practiced by me.

4.eat a lot. a healthy diet would really help you to grow. but of course you need to eat the right food . a balanced meal.

5.sleep. sleep allows your backbone to expand to its normal length. and it helps if you sleep a.lot during ur growth spurt. you can try it urself. take your height once in the night and once immediately after you wake up in the morning. the readings of the one taken in the morning would be bigger than the one taken at night.

now you know what to do, you can choose one of the above to try.


abels wise saying: scarcrows scare crows. and this is called stating the obvious.




i hereby announce that i'm not responsible for any outcomes that may unfortunately befall on you. this post hereby is inspired by someone of dimished bone structure.

9:50 PM